Posted by Nathan Friday, September 19, 2008
Growing Room
Posted by Nathan Cleaning Committee
Posted by Nathan
Monday, September 15, 2008
Hair
The other day I woke up with a huge hair problem. So I asked Mom if I could borrow her comb. I know what the best baby hair styles are because I look at the other babies at church. All of the babies that actually have hair, do theirs like this. So how do you like it?
Friday, September 12, 2008
Donations
Posted by NathanABC 123
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Operation: Baby Sleep Through the Night in Crib
8:00 pm - The Diaper is feed and rocked to sleep by Agent Dad. Placed in barred holding facility.
8:30 pm - Agent Mom and Agent Dad return to Headquarters. Take a sigh of relief
10:00 pm - Headquarters sign off for the night.
2:00 am - Noise in the holding facility. Headquarters ignore. The Diaper is playing. Agents notice interesting aroma coming from downstairs. Agent Fur Four Legs left a deposit in the kitchen. Agent D cleans it up. Agent FFL is kicked out of Headquarters for the night. Still noise in the holding facility.
2:45 am- Silence again in the holding facility.
3:30 am - Mad noise in the holding facility. Headquarters discuss options. Decide on giving The Diaper sustenance while Diaper is in the holding facility. Agent M administers sustenance.
3:40 am - The Diaper does not want to go back to sleep. Agent M tries a Super Nanny strategy and sits by the holding facility where The Diaper can see Agent M. The Diaper likes this and stops mad noises. The Diaper starts playing.
4:00 am The Diaper shows no slowing.
4:08 am The Diaper throws a pacifier at Agent M.
4:15 am The Diaper starts negotiating with Agent M for release. Diaper says Diaper is so cute. Diaper says Diaper is so cuddly. Diaper says pretty please. Agent M stays strong and doesn't give in.
4:30 am The Diaper is still negotiating. Agent M is deprived of sleep and starts softening.
4:42 am The Diaper reaches tiny hand through the bar of holding facility and touches Agent M on the cheek and smiles. Agent M quickly calls for backup. No reply from Agent D. Agent M is weakening rapidly.
4:44 am The Diaper babbles "ma ma ma" and reaches out of holding facility again. The Diaper is victorious. Agent M releases The Diaper from the holding facility.
4:45 am The Diaper is taken to Headquarters. Agent D staggers to The Free Zone. The Diaper and Agent M now occupy Headquarters.
4:59 am The Diaper falls asleep.
Operation: FAILED
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
MRI
Yesterday I had to go to Primary Children's Hospital to have an MRI. I was pretty nervous. I couldn't have a bottle all day! I was so hungry. I tried to be brave, but I started to get a little grumpy.
The nurse had to take my blood pressure. She put this thing on my leg that squeezed it. Boy, it hurt. I didn't like it at all so I wiggled and cried. She ended up not being able to take it. She had to wait until I was asleep. 

Then they put some medicine in my IV and that is all I can remember. But I will tell you what Mommy told me. After I was asleep they put me in this big scary machine. Mommy said I sure looked little.

The MRI took about thirty minutes. After I was done I had to sleep off the medicine. Here is a picture of an IV drip and the blood pressure thing on my leg.

Monday, September 8, 2008
Special Treat
Impersonation
MRI Update
The results will be in on Wednesday to Nathan's pediatrician, and we will let everyone know.
Thanks for the special fast and all of your prayers. Hopefully everything is okay, but it is hard not to worry. Afterall, his big head has been a concern since my pregnancy at week 31. That is why I had to do all of those pregnancy stress tests. His head circumference has always been at the 99 percentile at all of his check-ups.
His mommy and daddy are worried about their little bug.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Oink
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Until The Results Are In
Knowing this information, I put it to the test. I have tried to be as naughty as possible the past couple of days to see what I can get away with. So far, so good. My favorite naughty thing to do is to roll over when they are trying to change my diaper. Ha! Ha! Ha! You should see their frustrated faces when they can't get the diaper on me. They know it is a race against the clock to get me covered before I pee all over the place.
Another fun naughty thing to do is raspberries when they are feeding me. Not only does the food get all over me, but it gets all over them.Self Preservation

Friday, September 5, 2008
Hiding in the Tub
Thursday, September 4, 2008
My Favorite Game
Oh Brother

My New Car

Mom and Dad bought me a car! I guess they realized how grown up I am and that I needed transportation to get to my grandmas' houses.
It is really fun! It makes all types of noises (I don't think Mom realized how noisy it was when they bought it) and it lights up.
Beep! Beep! Here I come Grandma and Mimi!
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Increase Puppy Wages!
This is Aspen and I am writing to demand higher wages for puppies that have to tend babies during the day. It seems that I am always getting stuck watching the kid, and I am hardly get paid anything for it. I have to put up with him pulling my ears and grabbing hold of my fur and not letting go. I am
in charge of licking him and cleaning him off when he spits up. I also have to make sure that he doesn't go crawling off. This is a lot of work for a puppy. I deserve more bones!Please respond to this posting to show your support for us puppies!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
6th Month Doctor's Appointment

Posted By Nathan
Today I had to go and see Doctor Templeman. We had to wait for awhile, so I played with the fish until then. I was disappointed that I wasn't able to touch them and put them in my mouth.
I now weigh 20 lbs 12 oz. (Mommy says no wonder her back hurts all of the time.) I am 28 inches long, and my head circumference is 18.6 inches.
While I was there I had to have 4 shots. I tried to be brave, but I have to admit that I cried a little. Please don't tell anyone.
Also, some other bad news... My head circumference is too big and I keep spitting up, so Dr. T is having me go to Primary Children's Hospital to have an MRI to check to see if I have liquid in my brain. I am really nervous.
During the test, they will have to put me to sleep. Ha! I wish them luck. Mommy and Daddy can't even do that! They will have to sing me a lot of primary songs to help me get to sleep... but I guess they must know tons of primary songs since the hospital is called Primary Children's.
Daddy says that after my test that I won't be able to drive home from the hospital. Any volunteers to drive me home? Would you mind if we made a quick stop at Babies 'R Us?
Mom says I probably won't be able to have bottles before the test, so I will be really hungry. I don't know how I feel about that. Perhaps I should just eat rice and pears before.
Mommy and Daddy are especially worried. I keep telling them that my head is just big because I am so smart. In fact, I plan on graduating from medical school at age 12 and then make so much money that Mommy and Daddy can retire early and travel the world.

After I got home from the doctor's, Daddy and I took a warm bath to make my legs feel better from where they gave me the shots. I also got a dose of Tylenol.
Monday, September 1, 2008
This Week's Adventure
Since it was Labor Day weekend, and Daddy had Friday and Monday off, I decided we ought to go and see the grandma's. In order to prepare for the trip, I took a nap. This is a picture of how my hair looked afterwards. Pretty cute huh?
On Saturday we went and had a sleep over at Grandma Caylinn's. We stayed until Monday. On Sunday there was a really big storm and the power went out for 4 hours. I thought that I would entertain everyone by telling ghost stories. I told a really good one about a baby that ran out of formula for his bottles. That had everyone screaming. Aunt Brittany (who heard the story via phone) said that it would be really scary if they baby ran out of diapers. Next time I tell the story, I will
make the change.
Needless to say, after we got home, I was pretty tired.

























