Log - Day 1
8:00 pm - The Diaper is feed and rocked to sleep by Agent Dad. Placed in barred holding facility.
8:30 pm - Agent Mom and Agent Dad return to Headquarters. Take a sigh of relief
10:00 pm - Headquarters sign off for the night.
2:00 am - Noise in the holding facility. Headquarters ignore. The Diaper is playing. Agents notice interesting aroma coming from downstairs. Agent Fur Four Legs left a deposit in the kitchen. Agent D cleans it up. Agent FFL is kicked out of Headquarters for the night. Still noise in the holding facility.
2:45 am- Silence again in the holding facility.
3:30 am - Mad noise in the holding facility. Headquarters discuss options. Decide on giving The Diaper sustenance while Diaper is in the holding facility. Agent M administers sustenance.
3:40 am - The Diaper does not want to go back to sleep. Agent M tries a Super Nanny strategy and sits by the holding facility where The Diaper can see Agent M. The Diaper likes this and stops mad noises. The Diaper starts playing.
4:00 am The Diaper shows no slowing.
4:08 am The Diaper throws a pacifier at Agent M.
4:15 am The Diaper starts negotiating with Agent M for release. Diaper says Diaper is so cute. Diaper says Diaper is so cuddly. Diaper says pretty please. Agent M stays strong and doesn't give in.
4:30 am The Diaper is still negotiating. Agent M is deprived of sleep and starts softening.
4:42 am The Diaper reaches tiny hand through the bar of holding facility and touches Agent M on the cheek and smiles. Agent M quickly calls for backup. No reply from Agent D. Agent M is weakening rapidly.
4:44 am The Diaper babbles "ma ma ma" and reaches out of holding facility again. The Diaper is victorious. Agent M releases The Diaper from the holding facility.
4:45 am The Diaper is taken to Headquarters. Agent D staggers to The Free Zone. The Diaper and Agent M now occupy Headquarters.
4:59 am The Diaper falls asleep.
Operation: FAILED
1 comment:
Put him in the kennel with Aspen and Casey and they can just play all night together.
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