When I grow up I am going to be Mommy.
When Mommy grows down she is going to be NayNay.
When Daddy grows down he is going to be doctor.
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Me: Brittany, remember when Mom and Dad make NayNay?
Brittany: Yes. I remember when you were in your mom's tummy.
Me: No! Remember when they make me? You there?
(This is when Mom changed the subject.)
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Me: Remember how Daddy has other Mommy? (Meaning another wife)
Mom: Oh? How many mommy's does Daddy have?
Me: Four
Mom: What does Daddy do with these other mommys?
Me: Kiss them. Tickle them.
(This is when Daddy changed the subject.)
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Mom and Dad went to the temple on Friday. They went there to get married.
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